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Gifs Of The Week #43

At last, the weather forecast looks perfect for a BBQ or any outdoor activity. I intend to embrace this lovely blue sky before it decides to hide behind some naughty clouds. Now, I just miss a drink in one hand with an ice-pop on the other hand, and I’ll be able to enjoy this weekend as […]

Efukt: Just Tha Tip

Efukt’s website is self-described as “adult humor for adults”, and we could even add “…and adulterer”. Again today, they share with us a precious moment of the pornographic history . You can imagine how deep and lovely this is going to be, innit? All is in the subtle dialogue exchanged in between the cute Remy […]

The Eastern Remedy: Misha Cross

September is this very month of the year smelling a disturbing fragrance of fresh rotten work routine and dying tree leafs. Yeah right, you’re back to your normal working activities, everyone in your office talk about their amazing summertime and, you can’t help thinking yours sucked donkey asses. It was mostly raining and anyway, the idea of […]

Basement Jaxx: All is Full of Twerk

Basement Jaxx English electro-music band. Noise maker, laboratory and robot lovers which didn’t bring anything fresh to the music game for a while now (they were awesome 10 years ago!). Twerking Subtle dance move. The art of shaking your bum like a boss. Modern hypnosis. If you never heard of it you shall move back to planet […]

Four Chambers: Crystalline

You guys should be aware about our deep fondness with Four Chambers. Why such a dedication? Because we still believe that their point of view on the “porn to be” is pretty accurate. They keep raising some legitimate question on the possibilities of an alternative porn within the various arty concept they spreads to our. Plus, their […]

Summertime: August Ames

It’s been a while since we haven’t given you guys a Fap Parfait. No we didn’t forget you, it was just a busy time for us all. You know, we are at this turning point of the year where you try more than ever to be outside. Your Pornstach perfectly trimmed and your mullet ready to […]

The Sexcam Project: Your Cam Guide Vol. I

Good news everyone: the Porn industry is dropping down, and some fresh air is coming! Thanks to its actual leaders, these monstrous greasy crybabies, unable to adapt themselves to a world now evolving around the Internet and its intrinsic Pornographic culture. I want to tell them stop moaning, you had everything in your hand guys and […]

Grapefuit Me: The Sound and the Fury

Have you ever heard about No? Shame on you! But it’s ok, ignorance is not a crime (yet) and I must admit that I was the same as you guys a few hours ago. It’s a website made by Angel, a lovely Milf-ish lady from Chicago that claims to be an intimacy expert. She wants […]

Pornhub Creative Director Contest: The Final

Two month ago Pornhub launched an online contest to find a new Creative Director for their brand. For the competition, people were aim to submit original ads designs and concepts for an SFW Pornhub’s national campaign. A none pornographic ad for a pornographic website: SMART. This cool G-Rated initiative is one among other clever “all public” […]

No Regret: Use a Condom

No Regret is the new message from Love Life, a national Swiss campaign for STD’s prevention and information. After Safe Sex and Make Love, they try to put ahead a simple message within a thoughtful manifesto: I love my life. I live to the full I love my body. That’s why I protect it I […]

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Singin' in the Brain

After the sweet sessions of  “Hysterical Literature” where girls were trying to read some passages of books while they were stimulated by a vibrator. We realized that it was very hard reading aloud while having an orgasm coming. And some people realized that literature was arousing as fuck. Oh dear Stoya, read me more stories… […]

Oldie but Goodie: Russ Meyer Girls

The legend says that Russ Meyer lost his virginity in a French Brothel with a large breasted lady (during WWII). This was a gift from Ernest Hemingway, who offered a lady to Russ when he discovered he was still a pristin boy. We can  guess this event marked forever the young Meyer and possibly trigged […]

Miley Cyrus: Tongue Tied

Tongue Tied is the last video of Miley Cyrus. Dropped yesterday on the excellent Nowness website, it is not an official video music, but a part of a video-projection from Miley’s sulfuric Bangerz tour. Created by the very fashionable and geometrical master Quentin Jones, this arty film shows a soft BDSM Miley in a very […]

Pornhub: Fap For Forest

Pornhub, the site that makes your dick bigger, is never missing an opportunity to show they are more than a random Porn website. After their Insights page full of datas, their hand-picked curated Porn page, their Creative Director challenge and other contest or the lovely Valentine-Day cards on Tumblr, they are now becoming some kind of […]

Oldie but Goodie: Michelle Angelo

Legends such as Lauren Bacall, Sophia Loren, Jane Fonda, Raquel Welch, Pam Grier, Faye Dunaway, Brigitte Bardot or Marilyn Monroe and many others, show you that every decades has its super icons. Yes, physical beauty fades with time but when you plunge yourself in the frames of some classical movies or in the pages of some men’s […]

Efukt: Imagination Land

Last week I saw Forest Gump for the umpteenth time and I can’t help thinking about this moment where Forest is sitting on this bench saying: “Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” Damn right Forest! But what about these tons of gross untasty chocolate that you […]

Behemoth: Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel

The latest Behemoth video music “Blow your Trumpets Gabriel” landed at the beginning of 2014 on the Internet, and we must say that it’s a freaking good video. Behemoth? Yeah, you know, one of these Polish traditional extreme music band enjoying country walks in gloomy woods, war painting, blast beat, epic guitars, virgins blood and Satanic […]

A Little Kidness In This Hard, Hard World

Sometimes, in this coarse life of mine haunted by stress, pain, nihilistic anxiety and violent pictures, I need to do take break. This, to breathe and find back some sweetness in my existence. Eventually, if my life could be as sweet as my dreams it would be cool and pretty beautiful: soft, sweet, sexy, silky, smooth. […]

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