The Land of the Free: Weirdest Sex Laws

Did you know?
In Mississippi it’s illegal to teach others what polygamy is.

Clever

Are you an outlaw in your sex life? Can you go in prison because of your legislature’s ignorance?
Great question with no reasonable answer if you think you are living in a giant Sodom and Gomorrah (good old times). In the real Murica it’s different. Beware! You can’t fuck with the law and you can’t fuck with Jesus, unless you want them to mess with you. You see what happens Larry?

Ignorance of the law is no excuse but thanks to IO9 (these kind people from the future) for bringing us a handy map of the weirdest sex laws in the United States.

The land of the Free?

Well, we decided to compile you these weird laws by popular #hashtags. So you can figure out the do’s and don’ts.

#AssToMouth
Surprisingly, there is still a bunch of states where oral and anal sex are not allowed.Yes, you can go to jail if your practice ATM there. Kansas state is not the place to be: illegal “sodomy” includes oral sex, but anal penetration with a finger is allowed under specified circumstances (Yay! prostate massage). Same for Pennsylvania: no mouth fuck, no butt sex.

#Incestish (Family first)
California, Colorado, Vermont, Tennessee, Virginia, Connecticut, Georgia, Hawaii, New Mexico, Maryland… allow first cousin’s marriage.
Utah doesn’t want it, but there are exceptions: It’s illegal to marry your first cousin before the age of 65 — or 55 if you can prove both parties are infertile. In the same Utah state, an adult cannot show sex paraphernalia to a minor, unless they’re their own child (in Salt Lake City).
In Montana, prostitution is a crime against family.

#Incest (Family very very first)
Sweet home Alabama… Incestuous marriages are cool.

#ConfusedBoner
In Indiana and South Dakota, you can’t have a boner in public.

#GettingLaid
In Michigan you can’t seduce or corrupt an unmarried girl. I wonder what’s the true meaning of corrupting here? Pretty harsh for socializing and getting laid!

#SexToys
In Texas you can’t own more than 6 dildos.
In Arizona, you may not have more than two dildos in the same house.
In Nevada, sale of sex toys is illegal. What the hell they sell you in sex-shops there?
In Georgia, all sex toys are banned.

#Necrophilia
In Louisiana and in Wisconsin, it’s chill to dig a fresh grave and to fuck dead bodies.

#Zoophilia
If you love animals, I mean LOVING LOVE them… You can go to Texas, Ohio, Kentucky, Nevada, Montana and many more. Great no?

#Trans
In California, no man shall dress as a woman without the written permission of the sheriff. (In Walnut, CA)

#GayLesbian
Ohio is clear: No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.

#Adultery
Adultery is a CRIME in New York, North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi… Marriage is sacred guys!

Le Tag Parfait allows you to travel safe within the Land of the Free. Godspeed!

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