Efukt: Awkward Moments in Porn

I must admit, last weekend was pretty lazy and I was simply trying to ignore the 2014 AVN Award’s fake parade. At one point, I decided to merely seek for something useful to do. So I went to my favorite Starbucks, lost myself on Tumblr and while I scrubbed new stuff on Reddit, a link popped up on my timeline: a new Efukt video.

Oh boy! I was excited because it had an appetizing #AWKWARD hash-tag. Clicking on the URL was an easy first step and it gave me access to the nice description:

“Like when you can’t think of a description… cuz you realize everything you post is awkward… fuck…”

It was sounding like an honest truth and it immediately appealed a noxious curiosity. Indeed, “confusion” is the correct term about the Shakespearean feeling invading me every single time I am on Efukt. Prolapse, Japorn, CamWhore, Trolling of Wanabee Pornstars and more tremendous topics are always raising the same question to me: To click play or not to click play?

On the first hand, I stayed in an hesitation state because an over-crowded Starbucks Coffee is not the best place to flirt with Porn. I’m not saying this to play the prude guy. It is more avoiding any danger of unwanted sudden motion provoked by Efukt’s fine art. Here, the danger was residing in the super-hot 200°F coffee cups surrounding me. Yes, I need some space when I watch Efukt, don’t ask me why.

On the other hand, Efukt could potentially kill the last-lost remain of my innocence. You know this such tiny bit of it, that I even ignored it was still around in my cold-heart and soulless Ginger carcass. That is the exact same innocence I lost track of, about 21 years ago, in front of a Porn VHS tape that we were sharing with some creepy friends from Beaver-Lake’s summer camp (without any circle jerk involved, ever!).

Yes, we did!

Whatever, #YOLO! Did I really say that? Stone me to death! Curiosity killed the cat but Efukt brought it back. I had to hit play right here, right now. Thanks to Starbucks for the free-Wifi and thank you Efukt for this special moment I had.

Click on the image to feel the HEAT!

All in all, the video wasn’t that visually indecent, it was just very funny. I had no hot-coffee incident but I looked awkward myself, laughing like a disturbed pervert in front of my fake Mac-Air shit. For 4 minutes, I forgot about the people around. But apparently, a lot of them looked at my screen and a feeling of rising indignation was crawling in my immediate socializing perimeter. I blushed like a young boy, I rushed to leave the place and I even sadly forgot on the table my superb “Venti half white mocha, half cafe vanilla, ez ice, with 2 shots pour Appigato style (over the top) with whipped cream and caramel drizzle frappachino“.

Efukt, you own me 8 bucks now!

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